The Shank Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Elliott is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- The broadcast shows Elliott on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Elliott's stadium. Only over Elliott.
80%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Elliott scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.