The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Elliott gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Elliott's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.