The Shank Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Elliott's stadium. Only over Elliott.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Elliott is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
81%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Elliott drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.