The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Elliott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Elliott's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Eli Stowers
- Jake Bates
- Chris Boswell
FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.