The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Elliott warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
77%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Elliott scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.