The Wind Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Elliott attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
91%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Elliott drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.