The Hamstring Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“A mysterious flag erases Elliott's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Ref: "Number Elliott, that's a flag." Elliott: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Elliott will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
83%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Elliott scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.