The Chip-and-Release Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Ferguson stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
82%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ferguson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.