The Late Scratch Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
91%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ferguson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.