The Blocking Assignment Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- The broadcast shows Ferguson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
75%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ferguson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.