The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Ferguson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
82%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ferguson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.