The Invisible Route Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Ferguson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ferguson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.