The Hamstring Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ferguson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
91%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ferguson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.