The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Ferguson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
79%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ferguson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.