The Chip-and-Release Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Ferguson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Ferguson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.