The Blocking Assignment Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
87%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ferguson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.