The Invisible Route Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
- Ferguson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
73%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ferguson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.