The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Ferguson gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
80%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ferguson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.