The Hamstring Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Ferguson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
83%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Ferguson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.