The Snap Count Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Ferguson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ferguson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.