The Chip-and-Release Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
- Ferguson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ferguson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.