The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Ferguson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
75%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Ferguson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.