The Hamstring Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Ferguson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
92%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Ferguson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.