The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- The broadcast shows Ferguson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ferguson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.