The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
87%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ferguson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.