The Blocking Assignment Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Ferguson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
83%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ferguson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.