The Chip-and-Release Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Ferguson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
73%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Ferguson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.