The Blocking Assignment Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- Ferguson is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
82%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ferguson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- CeeDee Lamb
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- George Pickens
- Javonte Williams
- Colston Loveland
- Dak Prescott
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.