The Snap Count Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Ref: "Number Ferguson, that's a flag." Ferguson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Ferguson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.