The Blocking Assignment Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- A mysterious flag erases Ferguson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
81%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Ferguson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.