The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Ferguson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ferguson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.