The Blocking Assignment Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
- A mysterious flag erases Ferguson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
79%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ferguson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.