The Hamstring Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Ferguson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ferguson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.