The Invisible Route Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
76%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Ferguson, Ferguson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.