The Hamstring Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Ferguson has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
84%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ferguson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.