The Blocking Assignment Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Ferguson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ferguson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.