The Invisible Route Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Ferguson gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
76%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ferguson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.