The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
78%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Ferguson, Ferguson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.