The Blocking Assignment Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.
92%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ferguson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.