The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Ferguson's stadium. Only over Ferguson.
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Ferguson, Ferguson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.