The Snap Count Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Ref: "Number Ferguson, that's a flag." Ferguson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
82%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Ferguson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.