The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Ferguson stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
80%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Ferguson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.