The Hamstring Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
- Ferguson stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
76%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ferguson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.