The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Ferguson gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
73%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ferguson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.