The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Lane scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Lane gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Lane, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.