The Phantom Holding Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Lane gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- The broadcast shows Lane on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
88%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lane's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.