The Phantom Holding Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- The QB looks at Nailor exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Nailor runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
82%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Nailor, Nailor, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.