The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Nailor's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Nailor gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
74%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Nailor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.