The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Nailor's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Nailor scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
88%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Nailor drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.