The Shadow Coverage Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- Chase finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Chase scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
81%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Chase scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.